So I've used more than my 6G of bandwidth for the month. If my site is missing, it'll be back on Tuesday. :p For some reason, "people" are finding my referrer script fascinating. So I've removed it.
Hopefully I won't go missing, but if I do, that's why. :)
Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.
Defense: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let the children play outside.
Drooling: How teething babies wash their chins.
Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
Family planning: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster
Feedback: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.
I'm looking for a commercial that was 2 young people out camping... in their car. Somehow the camping gear (tent) was in or part of their car. Or they were sleeping in there after moving the seats out of the way.
"We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true."
"I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks."
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
My appointment was yesterday. I got my allergy shots for the first time in ~6 weeks. He gave me a lower dosage (which was good because I have been sneezy woman since). I got a referral for a mammogram (I was due to go in early September), allergist (for testing what I'm allergic to out her) and a gyno (because it's good to have one ahead of time).
So everything's good. I go back in about 2 weeks to get another round of shots and then probably another 2 weeks after that so I'll be back up to full strength allergens.